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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Queen orders Camilla to stop bullying Kate!

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sorry for the weird picture. I was trying to find a shot of all three of the women in this story, Liz Windsor, Camilla Parker-Bee-otch and Long Tall Katy all together at once and this is the best I could do.

So, the Queen herself has stomped her mighty hoof and asked for the end of the alleged Camilla-Kate unpleasantness.

Though honestly, let's be fair. if Buckingham Palace, the very old building with the very sensitive feelings, wants to end the Camilla unpleasantness once and for all, it might take a high speed paparazzi chase in a Paris tunnel, if you know what I mean.

Pippa's British Bootie Envy!

Ever since she made her debut appearance in the public eye, Pippa Middleton has been a tabloid sensation. From the whispers that suggested she stole the show at the royal wedding, upstaging her sis Kate when she dutifully trailed behind her carrying her train during the nuptials, wearing the form fitting gown designed especially for her by Alexander McQueen,...to the recent 'bootie envy' that is said to be sending women everywhere in droves to their local plastic surgeons in hopes of getting a boost to lift their derrieres a' la Pippa style!

For years, boob jobs, nose jobs & face lifts have been the most sought after procedures when it comes to physical enhancements, however, as of late with the ever escalating popularity of celebs such as Jennifer Lopez & Kim Kardashian, buttocks related aesthetic procedures or 'ass'thetics' ha ha...has been taking precedence for about the past five years. Grant it, Pippa has an awesome figure, but seriously what is up with the website I just happened upon called 'pippasass.com'? I just don't get the whole 'ass envy' concept...do you?

pics:glamour.com

Sunday, July 24, 2011

We gotta collpser! Camilla's nervous breakdown.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 1 August 2011

The low rent Examiner tells us the Camilla Parker-Bowles is once again upset, or continues to be upset. If we accept the view of the Globe and the low rent Examiner, she's always in a bad mood about something. In any case, here are this week's headlines.

She collapses in jealous fit over Kate
"They love her! They hate me!"

I created a new label this week, "we gotta collapser" specifically for the stories in which people collpse. I went back and re-labeled stories in which variations of the word are used, and this one will be the 23rd time. As you might expect, women do more collapsing than men, delicate little flowers that they are, and while women of child bearing age get more cover stories than older women do by far, about half of the collapsing stories are about women past the age of menopause. For example, this is the third collapse in a year and a half for Camilla, so she's averaging about one every six months.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Spotlight Saturday - Royal Ensemble On Display

The Royal hoopla is still all a buzz, as it was noted in the news today that the complete wedding ensemble worn by Kate Middleton, accessories included (shoes, earrings, bouquet & silk tulle veil), is being displayed at Buckingham Palace as of yesterday, Friday, July 22nd and through to October 3rd of this year, as part of the palace's annual Summer opening. In the spotlight once again, the ivory and white satin gown designed by Sarah Burton for the Alexander McQueen fashion house. Visitors will be able to view up close and personal, the hand made lace applique that was made for the bodice and skirt using techniques that dated back to almost two centuries ago. Middleton's gown had intricate patterns of rose, thistle, shamrock and daffodil incorporated into the design to represent every nation in the United Kingdom. The garment truly is a work of art...

pics: fashionologie.com

Friday, July 22, 2011

Kate Middleton's Wedding Dress Hot Photos

The grand royal wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William, there's another chance to relive the grandeur of the event. Kate's wedding dress and all the iconic wedding items have been put on display in Buckingham palace,London.

Meanest story nominee: Kate collapses!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

The Flagship has three stories in one about celebrities in trouble on the cover this week, but because there are so few stories in general - especially because of the J. Lo divorce and the Lachey-Minnillo wedding - all three will get separate treatment.

According to the Enquirer, Kate Middleton collapsed on the recent tour and her husband has ordered bed rest, what with him being an old fashioned future monarch and all.

Lucky he didn't send her to the Tower. He can do that, you know. Sadly, he can't do it to Rupert Murdoch.

(Psych. The royals actually can't do that anymore.)

This is a nominee for Meanest story of the Week.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

It's official! William named king!

Publication: Globe
Date: 25 July 2011

Once again, the tabloids go forward with the rumor that Charles will be passed over and William will be king after his grandma dies. Note that Betty Windsor is only 85 and her mom lived to be a jillion. It's not a sure thing Charles will outlive her. Actually, it's not a sure thing Wills will outlive her.

That said, having someone pushed out of line for the throne without murder is really rare in British history.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

VIDEO: Kate Middleton Kisses Prince Williams After Polo Match in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - British Royal Couple, Kate Middleton and Prince Willams, are in Los Angeles on the last moments of their 12-day Royal Visit.

Kate Middleton Posed with Prince Williams and His Polo team After Winning Charity Match

The couple spent the Saturday afternoon at the Polo and Racquet Club where Orlando Bloom, Rosie-Huntington Whiteley, and Jonas were among the famous faces in attendance for the charity polo match in which Prince Williams scored four goals.

After the match Kate Middleton kissed her husband, Prince Williams, on his excellent performance.

Watch the video below and you would admire the skills of Duke of Cambridge and immediate return for his performance.

Picture Gallery - Royal LA Trip (Saturday/July 10) - - Arts Academy Visit, Tusk Trust Reception and ServiceNation Participation

Just hours after meeting with some of the most powerful people in Hollywood at a black-tie affair, Prince William and Kate Middleton made a visit to Los Angeles' Skid Row on Sunday.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US.Welcomed by students on arriving at Inner City Arts Academy.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are almost at the end of their royal visit to Canada and the US. Today (Saturday/July 10), the royal couple went to a reception to mark the launch of Tusk’s US Patron’s Circle.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US.Kate Middleton greeting Reese Witherspoon at Tusk Trust Reception.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US.The two new brides, Kate Middleton and Reese Whiterspoon, enjoyed each other’s company.

Kate Middleton and Reese Witherspoon had a meeting in Santa Barbara in the reception that Middleton and Prince William held for the Tusk Trust, founded in 1990, which promotes conservation of Africa’s wildlife and the protection of its endangered species.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US. Kate Middleton talking to Tom Hanks at BAFTA Dinner.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams are just on the end of their 12-day royal trip to Canada and the US.Visiting Inner City Arts Academy.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge participated in ServiceNation: Mission Serve's hiring fair for veterans and military spouses at Sony Pictures Studios in LA this afternoon.

PHOTOS: Royal Trip to Los Angeles - - Kate Middleton and Prince Williams at Star-studded BAFTA and Charity Polo Match

LOS ANGELES, CA - - British royal couple, Prince Williams and Kate Middleton, reached Los Angeles on July 8, 2011 at 16.00 (local time) after bidding farewell to Canada, and immediately went from event to event, with Kate going through several outfit changes.

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams Being Welcomed by Mayor of LA and Other Dignitaries

The couple delayed a few minutes before getting off the plane, and went through a brief receiving line (which included the Mayor of Los Angeles) before being taken away in a black Range Rover.

The couple attended a private reception at the British Consul-General's residence in Los Angeles just after arriving.

Williams and Kate arrived at the BAFTA Brits to watch event at the Belasco Theater in LA this evening. The couple looked stunning as Kate Middleton wearing an Alexander McQueen gown and wore earrings borrowed from the Queen while William, who is the BAFTA President, went with a tux for the black tie reception.

The royal couple walked the red carpet with the organization's CEO Amanda Berry. Blake Lively, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks, and other Hollywood actors were also on hand for the BAFTA event after Kate and William's star-studded day in Santa Barbara.

The couple spent the afternoon at the Polo and Racquet Club where Orlando Bloom, Rosie-Huntington Whiteley, and Joe Jonas were among the famous faces in attendance for the charity polo match in which Prince Williams scored four goals.

More Pictures of the day at Los Angeles below:

Prince Williams and Kate Middleton Getting Off the Plane at LA Airport

Prince Williams and Kate Middleton in Private Reception at the British Consul-General's residence in Los Angeles

British Royal Couple arrived ay BAFTA 'Brits to Watch' event at the Belasco Theater in LA, California.

See More of Royal Visit ................. here at Kate Middleton

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada trip was the first trip to outside after their wedding. In Canada Kate Middleton and Prince William were warmly Welcome by the people of Canada.The scene was like they are not visiting Canada it was like they are with in the U.K. A huge crowed of Canadians were present where ever Kate Middleton and Prince William were in front of the general public. So Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada trip was the first and best trip outside U.K. They enjoyed and people of Canada also enjoyed their trip to Canada.

Kate Middleton and Prince William Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton Canada

Kate Middleton the new British Princess is spending her best time with her husband Prince William. Kate Middleton Canada trip with Prince William is also considered as the Kate Middleton and Prince William Honeymoon trip. But what so ever the new Royal Couple having so many different and attractive things while their trip to Canada. Like at one time they are in Chef Kitchen for cooking and baking with their own hands, then on other side they are enjoying bonfire parties with their best friends in Canada and other side prince flying Helicopter and showing his best skills of flying and doing difficult and shocking kind of stunts with his flying skills. Then they are skiing and attending the official meetings as well. So Kate Middleton Canada trip is full of joy, happiness and different experiences with Prince William.

Kate Middleton Canada

Friday, July 8, 2011

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams Say Good Bye After Having Wonderful 9-day Royal Canadian Visit - - Photos of Last Day in Canada (Friday/July 8)

CALGARY - British royal couple Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton ended their visit in Canada on Friday morning and are arrived at Los Angeles, California, on Friday evening (July 8).

Kate Middleton and Prince Williams Say Good Bye After Having Wonderful 9-day Royal Canadin Visit

Dressed in cowboy hats and Alice Temperley blouse, Kate Middleton looked very much into the rodeo spirit that embraced Thursday's Calgary Stampede in Calgary, Canada; which pulled out approximately 425,000 royal fans.

Duke of Cambridge Prince William, striding by the side of Duchess of Cambridge, was also dressed in cowboy hats, green plaid shirt, jeans and boots.

The British Royal Couple wrapped up their Canadian Visit on Friday with a visit to Calgary's world-famous zoo. Kate stepped out in a bright red coat for their latest royal appearance, though she and William opted not to wear their new cowboy hats. The pair has had quite a visit to Canada including a dragon boat race, visiting a stampede, and taking in a cooking class.

On reaching California the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge received a warm welcome as their plane landed at Los Angeles International Airport - where they were greeted by a procession before being taken to tend to their busy schedule.

More pictures of Thursday Evening and Friday Morning Below: