Bells Are Ringing Alert™ and Rich People are Rich: This week's Jen and Justin news.

Publications: In Touch, Star
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Two new stories about the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux romance are in the supermarket rags this week, and they both point in the same positive direction. Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Jen & Justin: $60 million mansion
• Star: Jen and Justin set the date (Exclusive)

I don't know if any of the stories can be trusted, but I do know with recent pictures, Justin has finally shaved off that ridiculous beard.

It may be his "deer in the headlights" look, but I'm going to have to get used to this. I imagine Jen feels the same.

Problems With Plastic Alert: Plastic surgery confessions!

Publication: Star
Date: 1 August 2011
(photo nicked for exposay.com, copyright Chris Hatcher)

Another grab bag of celebrities who have gone under the knife are presented on the cove of Star this week. There are a couple of "Guess Who?" pictures, but as you know, I don't play that. A lot of the women are older stars barely of any interest to the tabloids. For example, Linda Evans get mentioned for the first time in at least two years and Madonna and Lisa Rinna (pictured above) get mentioned for the first time in 2011. Suzanne Somers and Nicole Kidman are also mentioned, common names when plastic surgery is the topic.

If any name on the list counts as a surprise at all, they say that Jennifer Aniston, the youngest person on the list by several years, has been under the knife twice. Star has floated this story before.

Heat Wave Chic - Stayin' Cool & Classy

When the temperatures begin to rise, that's when clothes start coming off and it seems as though that is also the time when we begin to see too many fashion no-no's that totally contradicts the saying ... "Less is best"!  "Just because we're in the middle of a Midwest heat wave, does that mean that we still can't stay cool & classy?"  Not that I personally consider myself in the ranks of Joan Rivers & her notorious fashion police or anything, but geesh sometimes it's just so out there and it's just so wrong on too many levels that it kind of makes you want to say ... "Girl, Oh no you didn't?".  I know you know exactly what I'm talking about!  The numero uno fashion faux pas that seems to strike every Summer is the ill fitting swimsuit.  ""News flash"", no one wants to see all that business popping out everywhere!  No matter who you are or what your body type, & contrary to popular beliefs, it's just not attractive when it borders on pornographic.  And by all means, if you're going to opt for a white bathing suit, please make sure it's lined so your bits don't end up being on center stage for all to see... & F.Y.I., anything that might be defined as 'micro' is an 'instant NO-NO'!

When it comes to sporting shorts, in my opinion...the ones you see bunched up in the crotch area because they don't fit properly, are just as atrocious as seeing someone wearing a pair of 'daisy dukes'.  Finding the right pair is really not that difficult and there's an easy formula to it.  If you're short in stature pic shorts that hit you at mid thigh in length, If you're taller, opt for Bermuda shorts that rise just above the knee.

One trend that seems to be fairly new is the pairing of Fall/Winter'ish boots like UGGS, or the trendy boot slippers with summer wear.  I tend to consider myself pretty open minded when it comes to variations in style trends, but seriously, I think UGGS are UGG'ly when paired with mini skirts, summer shorts and worst of all bikinis!  It just looks sweaty!

O.k., so now that I've dished on the Summer style 'negs', here's what I find to be summer 'pos'...  Pale hued sundresses accented with crocheted boleros, flowing Summer floor length bohemian skirts paired with gypsy tops and flip flops & last but not least the Summer nudes (tan, taupe, khaki), anything light and airy that gives the vibe of confidence & sensuality topped with underlying notes of discreet modesty & remember that just because it's Summer, that doesn't mean we gotta let it all hang out!   

         
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Hot at 42: Jennifer Aniston in Smartwater Ad

Jennifer Aniston has been 42 years old, but Jennifer proved that she still looks sexy and hot for a woman her age. Ex-wife of Brad Pitt looks stunning as she posed topless for a photo shoot the latest ad for Smartwater.

Hot at 42: Jennifer Aniston in Smartwater Ad

This latest Jennifer Aniston for Smartwater ad comes with a tag line that reads “smart because simplicity should be savored.’

With hands covering her breasts and her hair is released to the backs, the star of Friends series looks pretty when she looked directly into the camera lens.

Hot at 42: Jennifer Aniston in Smartwater Ad

Hot at 42: Jennifer Aniston in Smartwater Ad

Spotlight Saturday

The Spotlight's on Jennifer Aniston today as she was seen this weekend at a New York Sephora promoting her new fragrance line.  Shades of orange are in for Summer 2011, so following suit to fashion trends, she was wearing a Vivienne Westwood bright tangerine strapless peep hole bodice straight line frock that wow'ed the crowd!  The dress gets four stars however, I don't know that I agree with her decision to pair this number with silver strappies?...   
  

My personal preference would have been the nude hued stilettos that have been showing up everywhere... Love these Fendi 'Natalia' mary jane slingback pumps!  

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TOWIE Star Lydia Bright Reposed Jennifer Aniston Nude GQ Effect

In 2008, Jennifer Aniston was sizzled nude with just a men's tie to protect her modesty on the cover of GQ USA. With her sensual pose former Friends star showed off a new sexier, cheeky side and caused a sensation and became an instant pin-up.

Jennifer Aniston Posed Nude on 2008 GQ Cover

The ‘Only Way Is Essex’ star Lydia Bright has regenerated the now infamous pose, showing her now ex-boyfriend James 'Arg' Argent exactly what he's missing.

Lydia Bright Recreates Aniston's GQ Effect

The 20-year-old Lydia Bright is electrified to show off her new size eight figure after losing a stone and jumped at the chance to follow Jennifer Aniston, who has also been unlucky in love, in the Closer magazine shoot.